From the Book - First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Introduction: Sure, I'll join your cult --
Part I My indoctrination: the cult of family. Getting current : what life is like now --
My first cult : my family --
Loose cannon (and high priest of hilarity) --
My sister : the funny (chosen) one --
Dale Carnegie (winning friends and influencing people!) --
Part II Cult following: the cult of fame. Showbiz! The cult! The artist's way! --
OCD CBT that is not free --
My ?th (who cares) cult : sex and love addicts anonymous --
I killed God (and the circumstances leading up to a breakdown) --
Part III The cult of mental health care. Hospitalization #1 --
Hospitalization #3 : certificate of completion --
Boundaries : I will not join just anything --
Bipolar acting job : Lady Dynamite --
My tenth cult : recovering couples anonymous --
Obligatory suicide disclaimer --
Appendix: The twelve (silly) steps of (super stupid) twelve-step programs (my version
which is unapproved and apostate).