The field guide to dumb birds of North America

Sec. 1. How to use this book

Sec. 2. The birds : Typical birds ; Backyard assholes ; Hummingbirds, weirdos, and flycatchers ; Egotists and show-offs ; Fuckers ; Floaters, sandbirds, and dork-legs ; Murder birds

Sec. 3. Tips for watching birds

Sec. 4. Four seasons of bird watching

Sec. 5. Extinct species

Sec. 6. Bird feeders

Sec. 7. Keeping your own bird journal.